he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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