i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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