Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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