Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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