I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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