Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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