he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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