Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
We just shotgunned beers for America
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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