New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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