So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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