I like my sex mixed with concussions.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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