how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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