I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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