Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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