Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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