I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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