I accidentally burped into my bong.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
How does one acquire holy water?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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