So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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