Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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