Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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