Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You may now shotgun with the bride
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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