What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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