A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
