nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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