we have officially lost it.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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