I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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