i permit you to call me
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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