mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Who did Billy Mays play for?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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