this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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