I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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