There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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