It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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