She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
accomplished twins. life is a go
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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