Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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