But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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