You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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