The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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