There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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