Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I smell like Dick and happiness
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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