talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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