their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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