need another drink. this is the easiest way
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Randomize
