I take back everything I said about communal showers
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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