we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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