I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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