Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
