I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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