I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
