And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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