Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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